vanjalen:

i love every part of this

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

hiddlesluscious:

x

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

freaking-fantasy-lover:

spookyscarysharks:

dominicsellie:

spookofdoom:

so my school was giving out free shirts

whats the 99th problem

periods

amen

Important Dates Masterlist

March 29, 2014: Kids' Choice Awards
April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
April 6, 2014: Game of Thrones season premiere
April 13, 2014: MTV Movie Awards
April 19, 2014: Orphan Black season premiere
May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
May 16, 2014: Godzilla
May 23, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Past
May 27, 2014: City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare
June 6, 2014: The Fault in Our Stars, Orange is the New Black season premiere
June 10, 2014: Pretty Little Liars season premiere, The Retribution of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin
June 13, 2014: 22 Jump Street
June 17, 2014: Top Secret Twenty-One by Janet Evanovich
June 23, 2014: Teen Wolf season premiere
June 24, 2014: The Silkworm by J.K. Rowling
June 27, 2014: Transformers: Age of Extinction
July 8, 2014: Four: A Divergent Collection by Veronica Roth
July 18, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
July 29, 2014: Silver Shadows by Richelle Mead
August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
August 10, 2014: Teen Choice Awards
August 15, 2014: The Giver
August 24, 2014: Video Music Awards
September 9, 2014: The Iron Trial by Holly Black & Cassandra Clare
September 19, 2014: The Maze Runner
October 7, 2014: The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan
November 7, 2014: Interstellar
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
November 23, 2014: American Music Awards
February 22, 2015: Academy Awards
March 20, 2015: Insurgent
May 1, 2015: Avengers: Age of Ultron
May 15, 2015: Pitch Perfect 2
June 19, 2015: Fantastic Four
July 17, 2015: Ant-Man
November 6, 2015: James Bond 24
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
December 25, 2015: Mission Impossible 5
March 18, 2016: Allegiant
May 6, 2016: Captain America 3, Batman vs. Superman
May 27, 2016: X-Men: Apocalypse
June 10, 2016: The Amazing Spider-Man 3
June 17, 2016: Finding Dory
July 1, 2016: Tarzan
March 3, 2017: The Wolverine 2
May 4, 2018: The Amazing Spider-Man 4
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